Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Some members of the press have called Bassem Youssef “an Egyptian Jon Stewart.” Let’s be real, Jon Stewart is “an American Bassem Youssef.”
This badass is a fucking CARDIAC SURGEON, but that level of awesome wasn’t enough, so he became a satirist with his own show “The Program” (in the vein of The Daily Show). He was recently named one of Time’s 100 most influential people for 2013.
And he’s sexy as fuck.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
It’s time for professional sports to join the 21st century. There’s ample proof that guns prevent crime and guns in the workplace save lives. It’s time to give professional baseball players the same rights as policemen, airline pilots and kindergarten teachers.
Sometimes I want other women’s bodies. And men’s bodies. And non binary bodies. And children’s bodies.
And then I sigh and surpress my cannibalistic tendencies.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
I’m sorry, but religion? The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Adam and believe.
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Monday, October 22, 2012
Sunday, October 21, 2012
For women, fighting in combat roles is just like having orgasms: we’ve been doing it for years, and you fellas are just now finding out about it.
Nasim Pedrad, as Ariana Huffington on SNL’s Weekend Update
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Bad excuses for not voting in the upcoming election:
- I forgot
- I don’t live in a swing state (local elections count, too!)
- I don’t speak English (most states have ballots in other languages- have a friend call and find out!)
- I don’t live in the US (try harder!)
- I’m under 18 (age faster!)
- I’m not human (animals are people too!)
Good excuses for not voting in the upcoming election:
- I plan to vote for Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney Style (Gangnam Style Parody) from College Humor.