Some members of the press have called Bassem Youssef “an Egyptian Jon Stewart.” Let’s be real, Jon Stewart is “an American Bassem Youssef.”
This badass is a fucking CARDIAC SURGEON, but that level of awesome wasn’t enough, so he became a satirist with his own show “The Program” (in the vein of The Daily Show). He was recently named one of Time’s 100 most influential people for 2013.
And he’s sexy as fuck.
Sometimes I want other women’s bodies. And men’s bodies. And non binary bodies. And children’s bodies.
And then I sigh and surpress my cannibalistic tendencies.
For women, fighting in combat roles is just like having orgasms: we’ve been doing it for years, and you fellas are just now finding out about it.
Nasim Pedrad, as Ariana Huffington on SNL’s Weekend Update