Some members of the press have called Bassem Youssef “an Egyptian Jon Stewart.” Let’s be real, Jon Stewart is “an American Bassem Youssef.”
This badass is a fucking CARDIAC SURGEON, but that level of awesome wasn’t enough, so he became a satirist with his own show “The Program” (in the vein of The Daily Show). He was recently named one of Time’s 100 most influential people for 2013.
And he’s sexy as fuck.
The Daily Show just went there.
Justice Roberts: Is it your insinuation that the south is more racist than the north?
Jon Stewart: No, we’ve been to Boston.

Were you guys aware that Jessica Williams (THE BEST CORRESPONDENT ON THE DAILY SHOW) is on Tumblr? Because she totally is.

“So the principal with a gun is supposed to stop the intruder with a bullet proof vest and an assault rifle? You know, I don’t think Mr. Belding is as badass as you think he is.” - Jon Stewart
(Source: seriouslyamerica)
- Jon Stewart: Would you leave it up the the free market, what happens to New Jersey after Hurricane Sandy?
- Chris Christie: That's a ridiculous question.
- Jon Stewart: But would you leave it up to the free market what happens to someone uninsured who has cancer?
- Chris Christie: People in this country understand that when a natural disaster happens anywhere in this country, we need to stand up and support each other.
- Jon Stewart: And what I'm saying, is that healthcare in this country IS a natural disaster.
(Source: seriouslyamerica)



