Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Thursday, May 23, 2013
I know it’s only been two days but I am enjoying John Oliver hosting The Daily Show thus far… I still love Jon Stewart the most, but I can live with Oliver for the summer.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Why haven’t you arrested any of these [banker] guys? Is it because they didn’t buy weed? And if they didn’t, let me tell you, it’s because they blew all their money on COCAINE!
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Some members of the press have called Bassem Youssef “an Egyptian Jon Stewart.” Let’s be real, Jon Stewart is “an American Bassem Youssef.”
This badass is a fucking CARDIAC SURGEON, but that level of awesome wasn’t enough, so he became a satirist with his own show “The Program” (in the vein of The Daily Show). He was recently named one of Time’s 100 most influential people for 2013.
And he’s sexy as fuck.
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
The Daily Show just went there.
Justice Roberts: Is it your insinuation that the south is more racist than the north?
Jon Stewart: No, we’ve been to Boston.
Monday, January 14, 2013
The arc of history is long, and it tends toward shamelessness.
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
Were you guys aware that Jessica Williams (THE BEST CORRESPONDENT ON THE DAILY SHOW) is on Tumblr? Because she totally is.
“So the principal with a gun is supposed to stop the intruder with a bullet proof vest and an assault rifle? You know, I don’t think Mr. Belding is as badass as you think he is.” - Jon Stewart
Thursday, December 13, 2012
So the principal with a gun is supposed to stop the intruder with a bullet proof vest and an assault rifle? You know, I don’t think Mr. Belding is as badass as you think he is.
Friday, December 7, 2012
Wyatt Cenac is leaving The Daily Show and I AM SO SAD
Would you leave it up the the free market, what happens to New Jersey after Hurricane Sandy?
That's a ridiculous question.
But would you leave it up to the free market what happens to someone uninsured who has cancer?
People in this country understand that when a natural disaster happens anywhere in this country, we need to stand up and support each other.
And what I'm saying, is that healthcare in this country IS a natural disaster.