Stephen Colbert just said he lives in a gated community.
FALSE. I have been to his house in New Jersey.
[And by “I have been there” I mean I creepily drove by with my friend who lives a few streets away.] Yes, I know I’m sketchy. Maybe he should go gated to keep out the creepers like me.
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- waldeinsamkeit-lost said: It’s okay, I would totally stalk Stephen Colbert.
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- death-or-exile said: A friend of mine works at a local coffee shop in the mountains of Western NC, and he once stopped in to pick up some coffee while on the way to pick up his kids from a nearby summercamp. FUN FACT! He was really nice and tipped well.
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