There are more bullets to this list, but it’s telling that they list death as the first way to escape your student loans.
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That does it… I need to fake my death.
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When I first got this email and I saw those words, I simultaneously wanted to laugh and cry.
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Another one is if you’re a teacher.
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… What does this say about obtainability of higher education? I know several people who did/do not go to college anymore...
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Definitely the only way I’m ever going to escape them.
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Debt only gets passed on to your children. So if you happen to have children at some point while you’re paying off your...
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